*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me: ya lets go with that
tomahok: oh my god
Anonymous asked: You're seriously the most beautiful person I've set eyes on.
god: let there be ugliness
me: *is born*
Anonymous asked: Bitches love you? Then I am the greatest bitch of this kingdom <3
echoesfromahollowsoul asked: ● ✾ :3 ~
4 weeks ago: single
3 weeks ago: single
Last week: single
Next week: single
Next month: single
Next year: single
Next decade: single
Put in my ask
✹ - I can not stand you. ✰- I need an advice. ❥- Put a photo? ♣ - I hate your tumblr. ● - I admire you very much. ♥ - Will you marry me? ✿ﾟ - I love you. ☺ - I’m ashamed to talk to you. ღ - Wish you were mine. △ - You are ridiculous. ✾ - Your tumblr is one of my favorites! ₪ - Leave tumblr. you are weak. ~ - Three Favorite groups? ❈ - Last song you listened? ▲ - Favorite Number? ✖ - Your...
Singing in the shower
Normal people: I'm walking on sunshine, wooah~ I'm walking on sunshine, woooah~~
Me: JUKGO, JUGIGO, SSAUGO OECHIGO. IGEON JEONJAENGI ANIYAAAAAAAAAA
disaingconcept replied to your post: Adónde te mudas D: seguiras posteando??.. D: Claro que seguiré posteando, no podré llevarme el pc de sobremesa pero sí el portátil y el móvil (y quizás la tablet). Además, no me mudo hasta finales de agosto o septiempre.
Anonymous asked: Adónde te mudas D:
That moment when someone ask which is your...
friend: Are you crying?
me: No, I'm fangirling. There's a difference.
Me: OMG let's go do something productive today!
Tumblr: Are you sure?
Me: Yeah I need a social li-
Tumblr: Do you?
Tumblr: Do you really?
Me: But I have no frie-
Tumblr: I'm your friend.
Me: But I was just gon-
Tumblr: Sh sit down.
me: realises love for a song
me: listens to song for weeks on repeat
me: starts to hate song
me: doesn't listen to song for several months
me: rediscovers song